April 2013
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March 2013
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body and engine styles (teg)
For those who do not know what DA OR DC means for the series of Acura Integra.
DA is the 2nd gen model it had two serries 90-91 first serries, second serries was 92-93. I am sure you know what a 2nd gen teg looks like now that you have read that article. the dc2/dc4 is the 3rd gen teg it too had two serries. 94-97 was the first serries and 98-02 was the second serries. Dc2 means it has vtech aka...
February 2013
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January 2013
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December 2012
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October 2012
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Socialism: You have 2 cows, and you give one to your neighbor.
Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England.
An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're everywhere.
Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but insist that they stop existing because they are too perfect.
Gunblr: You have two cows, Your neighbor has two cows aswell. You weaponize both of your cows and wage a bloody jihad against your neighbors. (IE TUMBLR) You now have 2 cows.
You then reblog a picture of a FAL and realize that this was a Useless post.
September 2012
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August 2012
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March 2012
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February 2012
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January 2012
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November 2011
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